Monthly Archives: February 2012
Consolidate all your existing money into no money
I don’t mind ads for selling your gold, selling your CDs to a covetous bird that often brings misfortune (OH THE IRONING), trading in your shit*or whatever else. They’re a bit bottom of the barrel and aimed at scumbags like … Continue reading
Gone
A sadness like no other – profound beyond belief and totally unexpected – came upon me of this eve. Approaching my homestead I was to believe it would be a post-work time spent like any other; seated in the favoured … Continue reading
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I do like some TV, like this
I have sang its praises before, but it bears repeating: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is a wonderful thing that we should thank the Lord for on a daily basis. Oh wait, not the Lord. I don’t believe in God, … Continue reading
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Oscars, awards, whatever: all a bag of pump
I hear it’s some kind of Oscars thing this evening. I probably wouldn’t have known this were it not for 1) my obsessive trawling of Twitter and 2) hearing some awful, awful shit about it on the radio the other … Continue reading
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Swinton: not that shit?
Walking down the big hill from my childhood home to the train station yesterday, I felt a pang of something. I looked out to the view stretching out ahead of me: the rolling hills, green fields and huge, open expanse … Continue reading
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The Vita kickstarter experiment
Right, I need to get me a PS Vita. I didn’t get one on launch day and it’s the first time I’ve missed a console launch in forever (or: about 12 years). As such my nerd-cred has taken a pounding, … Continue reading
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2012: still hate trains
It’s almost as if trains go out of their way to piss me off and make me moan here. I mean, this has to be about the four billionth blog I’ve done specifically about trains and Why They Are Shit. … Continue reading
True love, baby
I have a new love in my life. It’s taken a while, there’s been a lot of soul searching, a lot of confusion and a lot more confusion. But finally I think I can safely say: I am loved up … Continue reading
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PAN CAKE D AY
PANCAKE DAY: It makes me laugh. I like pancakes. Not had any today, because I have no BATTER, or anyone to cook for me or anything. Screw you, pancake day.
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