Right, starting next week I’m going to budget properly. Or something. Like an adult. I’m two months shy of my 28th birthday and I still have all the financial awareness of a whelk that’s particularly poor with its cash. Debts are annoying and not getting smaller, but as it’s my own fault I should make an official list on weekly/monthly expenses. Let’s see…
Underpants: £23 per month
Beef: £45 per week
More underpants: £13 per month
Bus pass: £nothing, I walk bitches
Bus pass: £52 per month, I changed my mind
Yet more underpants: £34 per week
Essentials (Haribo, rum etc): £400 per month
Rent, bills etc: £can’t be arsed paying them anymore
Amount I’m not taking this seriously: £lots
With this plan, I will be able to save about £2.34 a week. In just a matter of one or two months I will have enough to pay off all of my monumental debts. Don’t doubt me on this – I got a B at GCSE maths.
Then again, I might just not bother and live just above the bread line for the rest of my life. My own doing it be, my own complaining it be – I just needed something quick to write about and this is what was on my mind.