How to make a million pounds

I have a plan to make my millions, and I’m going to let you all in on it because I’m both kind and stupid like that. It is foolproof, easy and will definitely work like a gazillion times over or something.

(I just checked and gazillion is definitely not a real number, just as I always assumed.)

Right, I’ve just been away from my computer for two minutes and now I’ve forgotten the plan. Hmm. OH WAIT, that’s the one. I knew something as mind-meltingly perfect as this could never evade my thought process for long.

Here is the plan:

  • Write some very short things.
  • Put them up for sale on Amazon’s Kindle thingy.
  • Charge the least you can charge.
  • ???
  • Profit!

It will definitely work so hard that I’ve already started making the plans on what I’m going to spend my money on. I will buy crack, and gamble it away, and more crack… and not pay off my debts. Basically it’ll be brilliant.


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2 responses to “How to make a million pounds

  1. have you looked at the kindle chart? if you write porn stories and charge like £1, i bet you’d make a shit load of money.

    my buddy wrote a poetry book and sold it through kindle, and in the end self published it as a real book, i don’t know how much money he made, but i don’t think it was that much.

  2. Bill

    Nobody cares Dan.

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