It happened suddenly and without warning. I knew there was change on its way – I was warned beforehand. But I never expected the arrival of Dave Scarborough at Imagine Publishing to completely destroy my libido.
But it did. It has. And as a result, I can only write a few words here. Because I’m too busy not having a libido (because of Dave Scarborough being employed by Imagine Publishing).
See, this is what happens when you crowdsource for blog topics on Facebook. You terrible bastards.
Here’s a funny video. Alright, it’s not that funny:
On an unrelated note, the feeling of peanut butter being stuck to the roof of your mouth is brilliant. Because peanut butter is delicious, so if it gets stuck somewhere you can taste it it has to be brilliant. Simple.